sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

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“Dear Mr Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?”

“Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you’re joking”

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microwavepizzaoven:

most people won’t reblog this but if you have a heart you will. 

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k-fin-rxm:

MJ Fadey

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